In auckland, there's a park sort of place called cornwall park and its connected to a hill, One Tree Hill (which lost it's signature tree after maori nationalist protests in the earl 2000s
). Also, -_- no it's nothing to do with that american teenage drama, I'm pretty sure. XD
Anyway, there's always been one tree in a long tree lined pathway there, and this one tree has one of those tumorous growths that trees get, but... probably due to some past accident or cutting of a branch, the tree now has a featureless face on it... with a crack for a mouth. It's really creepy, I've always thought. I drive by it every week to the supermarket but i always notice it there, and I've never know how it got to be that way. the growths form its hair, and a totally smooth, barkless surface makes its curved face.
Here's a photo I found of it on the internet. It looks the same now, but its never really changed.
It just smiles at you... when you drive past...
Like when cows are near you! Cows are freaking evil animals. I always see cows, and you can tell theyre plotting something...